Saturday, 25 May 2013

Why people hang out with me

I believe that the reason people hang out with me is so that one day they can meet my future girlfriend (and before you can say it "if you ever get one"). Everyone is waiting to see what she will be like. They're wondering what kind of a girlfriend a guy like me could ever get. The answer is... I have no idea. Maybe she'll be nerdy maybe she won't but, no matter what happens you all can shut up when I finally get one. You know? I should eat pretzels. Yeah, that's what I going to do now.

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