Promiscuous fairies

What if, the reason certain flowers are supposed to be so popular with fairies is because fairies use them as strip clubs. As in, some little fairy gets bored and she goes and starts pole dancing on a flower or something. Soon all the male fairies show up followed by the female fairies to see what the hubbub is about. Next thing you know the entire garden turns into a nightclub for fairies. Of course a couple people see them and go "Oh look at them in the garden, so innocent". No, the truth must be known. Fairies are not sweet and innocent. Here are some tips to prevent your garden from becoming a fairy strip club: 1. Do not, I repeat NOT, get flowers with stems that stick straight completely straight up undisturbed (Roses are acceptable as fairies will not dance on them for fear of being squired). 2. Put in the odd carnivorous plant, nobody wants to party when the wrong step could mean getting eaten. 3. The occasional poisonous flower can keep them at bay as the have tendency to drink off the flowers, once again the threat of dying from one mistake should keep them away. Remember these tips and keep your house from becoming the latest fairy playground of sin.