Musicals are so unrealistic it's ridiculous. people breaking into song all over the place without consequences. Let me tell you, last time I burst into song I got stern telling to... and punched. Most of the girls are all so bubbly and nice to everyone.. wish that was true. I'm a very nice person to all the ladies and to the 99.9%, if not all girls view me in a sort of amusing sideshow sort of way. The other day a girl I know mentioned bronchitis so I chimed in "Ain't nobody got time for dat". She laughed for a moment before looking at me strangely and saying "You're not supposed to say normal people things". In musicals they never look at you funny no matter what you do... all right that's pretty true of my life too, one time I put on a bunny mask, fairy wings, a tu-tu, and a wand, and ran around the cafeteria at my school. What I mean is that normal people get funny looks. Anyway, musicals are absurd.
What would the title of your life be as a musical? Mine would be Lord of the Sings. The one musical to rule them all.
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