Some things should be shared

So there I was, extremely tired and bored while spreading peanut butter on my toast. So what do I do? Well obviously I start pelvic thrusting. My sister notices and becomes agitated, requesting that I stop. She glares at me and I start to grin while still pelvic thrusting. My mother tells her to pretend I'm not there. It started to work and I was getting bored (Still thrusting of course). Thinking quickly I said "Hey is that one of the kittens on the roof?". She turns to check and for a moment a look of puzzlement passed over her face and said "I don't see anything", as she said this she glanced over at me. She then gave me a dark look as she noticed that I was still pelvic thrusting and that she had falling right into my trap. With a triumphant grin I walked off to eat my toast.