Carrying swords in public

I can't be the only person who wishes they could have a sword in public. I have multiple weapons and the only regret that I have and that is my inability to carry them with me everywhere. Like just walking downtown with a bow over my shoulder, a sword on one hip, a machete on the other, and throwing knives strapped to my side. I wouldn't threaten anyone, I would just be walking around doing normal but, I would be armed to the teeth. Presumably I would be given an unusual amount of discounts. Of course I would buy a cloak and chain mail. By the end of it I would look like a shorter less fit Aragorn. One day I'm forced to take down several bank robbers with my weapons. From then onward I will assume the name of the Medieval Man. Capable of shooting a pin head from 100 yards, the greatest swordsman in five centuries, and the greatest knife throwers known to man.