The moon is made of egg

Who came up with "The moon is made of cheese"? Who thought, when seeing a gray orb in the sky, "Hmmmmm, I bet that's dairy!"? I mean of all the things to think it could be. Why not an egg? That makes way more sense! Although eggs are classified as dairy..... point to you cheese dude I suppose. I digress though. A giant monster egg would make a lot more sense because what else but a dragon could fly up there and lay an egg in the sky? You're probably asking "Joe, why wouldn't the dragon land before laying it's egg? Flying whilst squeezing out a moon sized object from a bodily orifice sounds very uncomfortable." These are some excellent points with which I agree wholeheartedly. But why do women sometimes give birth in a cab etc.? Bad luck and unfortunate timing. Same thing happened to the dragon and then the egg just kind of floated there. When some other dragons nearby noticed this they told the dragon to leave it there to see how long it would stay up there. The female dragon said "But that's my baby up there!" To which the other dragon replied "Come on Bernadet, we all know that's unfertilized." So they left it up there and are still waiting for it to fall.