Thursday, 23 May 2013

Driving

So as some of you may or may not know I got my license a couple months back. My brother is not a fan of my driving. On the way home I started saying that we needed to get away from the tornado. Just as I was losing interest in this I realized we were coming up to an increase from 50 kilometers an hour to 80. I started quoting Han Solo, turned to my mother and said "Chewie, prepare for the jump to lightspeed.", she did not react. I asked her to at least press a couple buttons but to no avail. When we got to the sign I called out "Punch it!" and almost floored the gas pedal. When we had almost made it to our turn off I mentioned about how we were almost at Alderean. "Now someone do the Obi-wan part". Once again, nothing happened. I quickly ran through the one man fighter bit and finished with "That's no space station while pulling into the driveway" (I know that that part is by Obi-wan but I realized at this point that no one would do it). After such a fantastic performance my brother had the audacity to complain of my driving. Ungrateful ingrate.

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