Shut up brain

Am I the only one who's brain is kind of a tool? I'll just be sitting in class and it's like "You know what would be fun? throwing a desk through that window". Come on brain, why can't you have good ideas? by that I mean not along the lines of  "Let's stab a fork into your hand. You know, just to see how it feels". One day it is going to get me into trouble. I have honestly thought, on numerous occasions, I wonder how many of my classmates I could take down before they stop me. I sometimes even plan out what would be the best way to do it. I've also had to resist the urge to simply run and jump off of rooftops and into ravines. Why? Because why wouldn't I? Seriously, my brain is a bit of a tool. Scratch that, my brain is a huge tool. "Hey Joe,  let's go rob a bank. After that we can go skydiving with the money. Then let's hijack a plane and fly it to Hawaii". No, brain we are not going to do any of those things but, we can watch Jurassic Park later "Yeah!!"