The ancient and lost art of nipple fencing.
Requirements:
2 functioning nipples,
Tape,
Cocktail swords.
Procedure: Take the tape and firmly secure a cocktail sword to each nipple.
How to fence: Charge each other swinging chests back and forth. Attempt to smack the opponent's cocktail swords off, Note swords must be knocked off with your swords.
The finish: Once both swords have been knocked off you must take your remaining cocktail sword(s) and poke the loser once in each nipple for each remaining cocktail sword.
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