I will never get a girlfriend

Reasons I will never have a girlfriend #732548237498314789365749821, My flirting would be along the lines of: If I was a dinosaur, I would eat you last. Although that is assuming that I'm a carnivore. If I was a herbivore you would be in no danger. If I was a carnivore, let's be honest, I would eat you. Hey! You know what's a good show? Primeval! I like you... and bows... and knives... and swords... and burgers. I'm going to get a burger, you can come if you like but if you are I'm leaving right now.
That would be me on a good day. There would also be a couple of words concerning the Doctor Who episode "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship".