If I had a million dollars.

You know the one thing I never liked about that song? The guy doesn't know what to do with the money. Half way through I'm yelling "Dump her she's a gold digger". My ideas exceed a million but please stick with me. Number 1. Clone a T-Rex.... That alone would be boring, make it a cyborg as well. I will ride in full Sauron armor and he shall wear a sombrero. His name is Taco-Sauros Rex (because of the sombrero, well that and his diet will consist tacos alone). Number 2. Death Star, I know that they calculated an actual Death Star would cost trillions, but what would the debt companies do? I control the Death Star. Also I wouldn't conquer the world, I would buy expensive things and watch people squirm over wether or not to charge me for it, and if they asked me about it I would invite them up in my personal shuttle to the Death Star for ice cream (or pretend I had no idea what they were talking about). Number 3. Walk up to someone in the street and give them fifty thousand dollars and simply state "Your new name is Jeeves, be in my mansion by dawn". Number 4. Your choice. Drop a comment for what to do with, I guess at this point, infinite money.