Rule one of arguing with siblings*, no matter what the situation, no matter how vicious the fight, go for the yo' momma insult. You see the thing is they can't respond with one because whenever they say one they are mocking their own mother. Now you might be thinking "But so are you", and this may be true but the person who wins the fight is the one who is willing to let go of their pride. If one is fighting a parent say either my momma or my father depending on who you are fighting with. Finally, next time someone says a your momma joke who is a stranger don't be afraid to yell MY MOTHER IS DEAD. Then run away pretending to cry. It will leave them speechless.
Bonus: Both you and the stranger will have a great story.
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