The new Canadian order of Joe.

I have recently decided to become the dictator of Canada. I will have multiple atomic bombs placed in all of Canada's major cities. Effectively taking the entire country hostage. Orders will be given to detonate the bombs should anyone kill me or if I'm missing for more than 24 hours. The Canadian military will be forced to comply with all my orders due to the hostage situation. I will close all the borders so that no one can escape my law. All those who are non-citizens will be given a chance to leave (No point in starting wars when I just took over). Now that I am in control I can just do things for kicks. Rule number 1. The new national anthem is the original Pokemon theme song. Rule number 2. The new national animal is.... the Joe, that's right. I am the national animal of Canada. The fun I could have, I would walk up to people in the streets and point to them. Suddenly guards would pop out, grab them, and drag them away. People would think that they would die but really them and their families would be moved to a comfortable little resort in Nunavut, however they would never be allowed to leave as this would destroy the illusion. Finally, there would be national ice cream day during which everyone has to eat ice cream, But one in a million contains a powerful sedative which would knock them out (Target's would be predetermined so as to get the correct dosage). Then they would be moved to a resort in the Yukon so that, once again, people would think I was randomly picking people off. You know, psychological terror and all that.