The one thing I've noticed about life. It works out better in my head. Real life: Tornado drill. everyone in the hall. My brain: Young hero Joseph Bullock pulls three people out of building demolished by tornado. Real life: Math class... bored... bored.... still bored................. still like three quarters of class left...... UUUUUGHGH. My brain: Just sitting there feeling bored. Suddenly a guy bursts through the door armed with a knife!! He goes to stab one of the people near me! I lunge forward and smack his hand down so the person doesn't get hurt. He turns to try and stab me. I dodge to the side and kick him in the stomach. As he doubles over my knee comes up to meet his face. I kick away the knife and make sure he can't get away as I calmly call 911.
Oh, and girls talk to me. That would be nice.
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