I fail at shaving

Today I gave myself an actual cut for the first time while shaving. Did I slip and slash myself? A careless slip? Neither, the truth is that I'm an idiot. I got a bit of shaving cream on my ear. Did I remove it with my finger? No, I thought it would be a good idea to try and take it off with my razor... The actual razor blade part. Needless to say I now have to go get a band-aid.