Talking foods.

How bad would it suck if all food could talk? Like imagine you're just sitting down to eat and you pick up an orange and it starts talking to you? And it's a really chill piece of citrus, he's all "Hey bro s'up? How was your day? Oh, me? I just kind of hung out in that bowl over there. You should meet the red delicious, nice guy." So at this point you are extremely hungry so you also pour yourself a bowl of Froot Loops. As you pour them out there is cheering and thanks for releasing them all from their prison. Suddenly there is screams of "HELP, I CAN'T SWIM!!!" and "I'M BEING FORCED UNDER!!!" while you pour the milk. The orange just looks at you and goes "Why are you doing that?" completely aghast. You start too eat your cereal and can hear them screaming while you chew. From the bowl there are various screams such as "Where's Billy?" and crying. Finally you finish your cereal and turn to the orange "C-could you pl-please put me back in the bowl?", he asks. You reach down and start peeling the orange, you can hear the mellow voice change to screams of panic and pain, and then the barbaric finish. You rip him apart bit by bit and devour him. How weird would that be?