Okay, so maybe I'm not Spider-man.

A few days ago my brother rented a few movies including The Spectacular Spider-Man. When I got home I decided to watch it as I was bored. This was going to be my third or fourth time but it's a good movie so I didn't really care. Just as the movie was finishing my brother came downstairs saying that he was taking it to return it. In my hyped up mood I said "I'm Spider-Man!" and pretended to kick him while hopping up in the air using the couch for maximum effectiveness. Scornfully he said "No you're not." and pushed me down sending me crashing into some furniture. To surmise I think I'm going to have a bruise on my back.