Marching Bands: the passing fad.

All right, so the way I see it marching bands are almost over with. You may be asking yourself "What will take it's place?". Have no worries for I have created a newer and more relatable marching activity. Marching pizza eating. Each group marches in sync whilst eating pizza. This will be a competitive event. The groups will be judged on they're synchronization (including taking bites), the pace at which they eat the pizza, how much pizza is eaten, and the snazzines of they're outfits. I hope you will all help me turn this into the world wide phenomenon it deserves to be.