Sorry about not blogging.

I'm sorry that I have not blogged much lately. I have just finished my final exam and I went to Canada's Wonderland on Saturday. Unfortunately I am also very tired and preoccupied today so here is a video of some lightning which I took with my cellphone about two weeks ago. It's pretty cool actually.

RIP my flip flops.

So earlier today a tragedy of epic proportions. My flip flops, loyal companions which went from camp Cherith all the way to Kensington market,. have passed away. Me and one of my friends were having a fun little tustle when he went for the classic (and slightly predictable) leg behind leg throw. Unfortunately, he stepped on my foot as he did so, ripping my flip flops strap apart. While I was able to finish the fight despite my deep personal loss (I won of course), I was quite saddened by the loss of my dear friends. My friend gave me a pair of his flip flops which he no longer uses as I had nothing else to wear home, but it just wasn't the same. Now, I must go and come to terms with this great personal loss.

Best exam day ever?

Earlier today I had the first of my four exams, science. I felt pretty confident coming out of it, I think I did pretty good. So, after my exam I was chilling with a couple of my friends and had a couple laughs while I waited for my math teacher to open her room so me and my friends could study for tomorrow. We finally got into her room and were chilling like villains doing a bit of studying when lunch rolls around. Usually I go to my friends house after an exam and relax and grab a bite at his house. Unfortunately, I was in the math room and he was there with me. Out of the blue he asks, "Joe do you like turkey sandwiches?" Of course I do so I answer yes. "Good, my mom packed you some for lunch." Sure enough within his lunch sack is a bag with JOSEPH printed across it. His mom packed me a lunch because I wouldn't be going to their house!! How awesome is my friend's mom? With all due respect mom, you're fired..... I'm just kidding. After an awesome lunch my teacher asked if we wanted to know what our marks were heading into the exam. Of course we wanted to know. I thought that I was failing, she looked at me almost angrily and said "I'm not sure how you're getting this. Especially after that last test." She regarded me for another moment before saying that I was at 60%. I will admit that I may have over done it on the celebration. I yelled so loud to girls nearby basically jumped out of their seats. I then did a lap of the second and third floor fist pumping. When we had had enough studying we bid farewell to our teacher and me and my two friends went outside to play around with a Frisbee. When I got home tonight there were some problems with the freezer so we had to cook the beef before it thawed and went bad, so we made tacos. To surmise, today rocked. Now I should go do a bit of studying for my math exam tomorrow.

Science

Currently I am, or should be , studying at my friends house as we have a science exam tomorrow. I should be ok but I want to keep my grade up plus I'm taking two science classes next year so I want to do well. Many people pretty much drop science as soon as it is no longer a mandatory course. I would like to ask you one question, why? if there is a chance that science will clone dinosaurs, I want to be there when it happens. Also how awesome would it be to understand a black hole? Better yet, learn how to make one. With science I will clone dinosaurs and have a black hole generator. With a black hole generator I can tell the entire world to stand down and surrender. The I will take all the dinosaur bones and DNA in the world. I will proceed to raid all cybernetic enhancement labs in the world. The earth will soon be patrolled by cloned cyborg dinosaurs, with me as the undisputed ruler. Ahhhhh, an entire world as my resort, isn't science great?

The best type of tail

Recently I've been wondering, what is the best kind of tail? I can see a monkey's tail being quite useful, after all it's basically an extra limb. Grabbing the milk, climbing a tree, holding a pencil, things like that. It would be a huge advantage in just about any situation, it also would have benefits to your balance. At the same time though I would like a scorpion's tail. Not only would it look awesome but imagine how sweet it would be for a fight. Some guy pulls a knife, you slowly and dramatically raise a massive scorpion tail over your head. The guy takes one look at it and runs away. It's kind of hard too decide, even like a lizard tail would be pretty cool. Leave a comment about what would be the best kind of tail. I'd like to hear your ideas.

FIRE!!

Ok, so yesterday me and my sister had a campfire and I discovered something fun awesome (but fairly dangerous) to do. So roll up some newspaper so that it is somewhere between loose and tight. Light the end that you aren't holding. Let it burn for about a minute. By this time it may have died on it's own, if it hasn't blow it out. Now you can re-ignite it simply by blowing on it. Wait for it to die and you can do this again, repeat. Note* Near the end you can ignite much stronger flames with less effort. *End Note. For advanced users; once you have been do this for a couple minutes and the paper is so that one must barely breathe on it too light it, swing the paper in a rapid figure eight movement to re-ignite even more awesomely.

If your thinking that you'de like to be like me then go ahead try, the kid inside will set you free.!

Ok, so I'm sitting on my laptop. Listening to a string of Spongebob songs and reading Pokemon memes. Now you may be thinking, could life get any better? Yes! The person who created this list of songs put Jelly patty and Come home Gary as the top two songs off of Spongebob. To make matters worse Best Day Ever wasn't even on there, neither was sweet victory!!!! If you haven't seen Squidward's marching band perform at the Bubble bowl you haven't lived. So to help you out here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0abeFiF_es also Goofy goober Rock was ranked quite low. How does this even happen? some people have no class whatsoever. Only one way to sheer m up now, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeNxh5t5dHg I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!

Talking foods.

How bad would it suck if all food could talk? Like imagine you're just sitting down to eat and you pick up an orange and it starts talking to you? And it's a really chill piece of citrus, he's all "Hey bro s'up? How was your day? Oh, me? I just kind of hung out in that bowl over there. You should meet the red delicious, nice guy." So at this point you are extremely hungry so you also pour yourself a bowl of Froot Loops. As you pour them out there is cheering and thanks for releasing them all from their prison. Suddenly there is screams of "HELP, I CAN'T SWIM!!!" and "I'M BEING FORCED UNDER!!!" while you pour the milk. The orange just looks at you and goes "Why are you doing that?" completely aghast. You start too eat your cereal and can hear them screaming while you chew. From the bowl there are various screams such as "Where's Billy?" and crying. Finally you finish your cereal and turn to the orange "C-could you pl-please put me back in the bowl?", he asks. You reach down and start peeling the orange, you can hear the mellow voice change to screams of panic and pain, and then the barbaric finish. You rip him apart bit by bit and devour him. How weird would that be?

Summatives.

Well it's that time of the year again, summatives. We all know what that means, time too get cracking, put our nose to the grindstone, GET STUFF DONE!!! In other words I'm sitting on my couch eating peanut butter on toast calculating how long I can blow my assignment off. There's one due tomorrow which I haven't started, I'm thinking I can give it another hour or two before I get going. On second thought maybe I'll get right on it now, finish it quickly! Turn my studying habits and work ethic around! Oh, no bristleboard for my poster for another two hours? So much for that plan.

Just text me back already

Sometimes when I'm texting someone they take a super long time too respond. Needless to say I assume that they have died and it is my duty to find and eliminate the murderer. With sorrow in my heart I retrieve my compound bow, arrows, throwing knives, katana, skindoo, and machete. I begin my arduous journey too avenge the death of my friend. Along the way I begin too hone my skills, eliminating roving bands of marauders, wolves, thugs, creatures, and orcs. Finally the time comes to finish what I started out too do, then  they return my text so I go home and sit on the couch.

My new goal for the summer

It is around this time that people are setting goals for the summer and I have thought of one for myself. I want to tame a raven, if a raven is unavailable I will tame a crow instead. Crows and ravens are both highly intelligent and would thus, in my opinion, make awesome pets/companions. I will start by putting out bird seed at the same time everyday and then bringing back in at a set time as well. I will stay out with the food longer and longer until the birds get used to me. Eventually the crow/raven will no longer care that I am nearby as it eats. Slowly over a couple days I will come closer until I'km sitting next too it. Soon it will let me feed it out of my hand. At this point it will not be difficult for me to touch it while it's feeding. Eventually using small steps like this I will tame and train it. It will be called Silhouette and it will only respond too french.

The future of carrots

What is the future of carrots? Isn't it obvious? World domination. The way I see it, carrots are in a prime position for takeover. Carrots grow on almost every continent and have a variety of species including purple. Now, carrots are constantly evolving. Sooner or later the carrots will evolve to the point at which the can move and think on their own accord. When this happens they will start destroying our food supplies as revenge for having eaten them for so long. When we are starving and have little power left the carrots will step in and overpower us, making us their slaves. Before long we will be working in the fields helping grow their young. To maintain power the carrots force us to eat all other vegetables and fruits to keep them in check so that their is no chance of anything rising against them in their new position as the dominant species on the planet. Also they exterminate their natural predator, the rabbit.

Velociraptors playing basketball

Earlier today while playing basketball I was pretending to be a velociraptor. While I was doing this I started wondering wether or not velociraptors would be good at basketball. My brother just said that the huge claws would pop the ball, I like to think that they would dominate the court. Velociraptors were a speed and strategy based predators. With this speed they would tear down the court dodging anyone in there way and, because they are strategic hunters they would play their positions perfectly. Finally the jumping, their incredible jumping abilities would allow for practically half court slam dunks. All of these things would lead to complete and utter domination of the court, no one would be able to stop them..... Well, that and the fact that no one would try and beat them for fear of being eaten.

Okay, so maybe I'm not Spider-man.

A few days ago my brother rented a few movies including The Spectacular Spider-Man. When I got home I decided to watch it as I was bored. This was going to be my third or fourth time but it's a good movie so I didn't really care. Just as the movie was finishing my brother came downstairs saying that he was taking it to return it. In my hyped up mood I said "I'm Spider-Man!" and pretended to kick him while hopping up in the air using the couch for maximum effectiveness. Scornfully he said "No you're not." and pushed me down sending me crashing into some furniture. To surmise I think I'm going to have a bruise on my back.

Mad Murdoch: Superhero extroardanaire

If you have not seen the A-team (as in the old show) go out and do so immediately as it is fantastic. Over my viewing career of the show I have come to one undeniable truth. Murdoch is actually both a superhero and completely sane. Now you might be asking yourself "If he is a superhero and sane, why does he act the way he does?". The answer is simple, he's become bored of being indestructible and so he has decided to challenge himself. Murdoch does something new on every mission simply to see if he can do both it, and complete the mission without using his superpowers (this would also explain why he will take such big risks,he doesn't have too worry about being hurt). This also explains one other thing, the reason BA has not beaten Murdoch senseless. Murdoch actually told BA about his superpowers a long time ago (either that or BA just figured it out) and BA is trying to keep up his manly image so he will threaten Murdoch but he won't him as there would be no point. Finally, on one mission Murdoch actually dressed up as a superhero, he was dropping subtle hints to other members of the team to see if they would figure it out. I'm assuming that Hannibal also knows but just likes having Murdoch around and doesn't want too scare him off by telling him he knows he's secret. Also, Hannibal is hoping that if they are actually about too get shot Murdoch can save them as a last resort. Murdoch also hangs out in an insane asylum as the peoples behavior amuses him. Finally, I also believe that the only reason some of Hannibal's plans actually work is that Murdoch uses super speed to beat up a few people before they actually arrive.

Choosing food.

Ok so I had just gotten home and I was really hungry. I was deciding what to eat and I had finally settled on mini-wheats. However the milk had been left out so it was warm and I don't like room temperature milk. I was debating wether or not too pour the rest of that bag of milk out as there wasn't much left when, my brother Paul walked over and took the last of them. There was another box but the last bowl of mini-wheats is the best due too the crumbs. I then settled for opening the new mini-wheats, when I noticed there was leftover chicken in the fridge. However I had already poured my bowl of mini-wheats, I was forced to resign myself to eating the mini-wheats before going too get myself some chicken. Having to eat the food you have before you can eat what tastes better *sigh*, first world problems.
On a related not watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2p5svFJ9cQ

Marching Bands: the passing fad.

All right, so the way I see it marching bands are almost over with. You may be asking yourself "What will take it's place?". Have no worries for I have created a newer and more relatable marching activity. Marching pizza eating. Each group marches in sync whilst eating pizza. This will be a competitive event. The groups will be judged on they're synchronization (including taking bites), the pace at which they eat the pizza, how much pizza is eaten, and the snazzines of they're outfits. I hope you will all help me turn this into the world wide phenomenon it deserves to be.

Thank you all

I would like to take this moment to thank all my fans. Earlier today was my final ball hockey game of the season. With a grand total of 1 goal and several assists I am looking forward to next years NHL draft with anticipation. I don't want to get too far ahead of myself but I think the odds are looking well for me to be in the Leafs line-up two years from now. If I don't end up on the Leafs I hope to get onto just about any Canadian team, except the Canadians... or Ottawa. I probably won't have too worry though because when someone rips it up like I do they can generally choose where they want to play. So to surmise, don't forget to check me out at draft time next year and when I am inevitably nominated for the All-star game be sure too vote for me.