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So sayeth I, Joe, supreme leader of the earth.

Fair warning what I just posted was offensive and a declaration of interstellar war in five alien cultures.

Conquering the world. Plan # 1

Plan number one for conquering the world, Kittens....... lots and lots of kittens. It's quite simple really. First I give everyone a kitten. Awwwwww, Cute! then the kittens slit half their throats in the night. Everyone is terrified and is ready to surrender. Suddenly a hero emerges.... ME! I fend off all the kittens. We create thick walls around the last of humanity so nothing can get in or out. BUT! I left an opening. all the kittens get in and help trap the remaining humans. Game over. I now rule the world with and iron paw!
And so it was that the world fell to Joe.

Sorry about not blogging.

I'm sorry that I have not blogged much lately. I have just finished my final exam and I went to Canada's Wonderland on Saturday. Unfortunately I am also very tired and preoccupied today so here is a video of some lightning which I took with my cellphone about two weeks ago. It's pretty cool actually.

RIP my flip flops.

So earlier today a tragedy of epic proportions. My flip flops, loyal companions which went from camp Cherith all the way to Kensington market,. have passed away. Me and one of my friends were having a fun little tustle when he went for the classic (and slightly predictable) leg behind leg throw. Unfortunately, he stepped on my foot as he did so, ripping my flip flops strap apart. While I was able to finish the fight despite my deep personal loss (I won of course), I was quite saddened by the loss of my dear friends. My friend gave me a pair of his flip flops which he no longer uses as I had nothing else to wear home, but it just wasn't the same. Now, I must go and come to terms with this great personal loss.

Best exam day ever?

Earlier today I had the first of my four exams, science. I felt pretty confident coming out of it, I think I did pretty good. So, after my exam I was chilling with a couple of my friends and had a couple laughs while I waited for my math teacher to open her room so me and my friends could study for tomorrow. We finally got into her room and were chilling like villains doing a bit of studying when lunch rolls around. Usually I go to my friends house after an exam and relax and grab a bite at his house. Unfortunately, I was in the math room and he was there with me. Out of the blue he asks, "Joe do you like turkey sandwiches?" Of course I do so I answer yes. "Good, my mom packed you some for lunch." Sure enough within his lunch sack is a bag with JOSEPH printed across it. His mom packed me a lunch because I wouldn't be going to their house!! How awesome is my friend's mom? With all due respect mom, you're fired..... I'm just kidding. After an awesome lunch my teacher asked if we wanted to know what our marks were heading into the exam. Of course we wanted to know. I thought that I was failing, she looked at me almost angrily and said "I'm not sure how you're getting this. Especially after that last test." She regarded me for another moment before saying that I was at 60%. I will admit that I may have over done it on the celebration. I yelled so loud to girls nearby basically jumped out of their seats. I then did a lap of the second and third floor fist pumping. When we had had enough studying we bid farewell to our teacher and me and my two friends went outside to play around with a Frisbee. When I got home tonight there were some problems with the freezer so we had to cook the beef before it thawed and went bad, so we made tacos. To surmise, today rocked. Now I should go do a bit of studying for my math exam tomorrow.

Science

Currently I am, or should be , studying at my friends house as we have a science exam tomorrow. I should be ok but I want to keep my grade up plus I'm taking two science classes next year so I want to do well. Many people pretty much drop science as soon as it is no longer a mandatory course. I would like to ask you one question, why? if there is a chance that science will clone dinosaurs, I want to be there when it happens. Also how awesome would it be to understand a black hole? Better yet, learn how to make one. With science I will clone dinosaurs and have a black hole generator. With a black hole generator I can tell the entire world to stand down and surrender. The I will take all the dinosaur bones and DNA in the world. I will proceed to raid all cybernetic enhancement labs in the world. The earth will soon be patrolled by cloned cyborg dinosaurs, with me as the undisputed ruler. Ahhhhh, an entire world as my resort, isn't science great?

The best type of tail

Recently I've been wondering, what is the best kind of tail? I can see a monkey's tail being quite useful, after all it's basically an extra limb. Grabbing the milk, climbing a tree, holding a pencil, things like that. It would be a huge advantage in just about any situation, it also would have benefits to your balance. At the same time though I would like a scorpion's tail. Not only would it look awesome but imagine how sweet it would be for a fight. Some guy pulls a knife, you slowly and dramatically raise a massive scorpion tail over your head. The guy takes one look at it and runs away. It's kind of hard too decide, even like a lizard tail would be pretty cool. Leave a comment about what would be the best kind of tail. I'd like to hear your ideas.