Friday, 10 May 2013

Today was a good day.

I went to an assembly first period so I didn't have to turn in my unfinished science homework. Continuing on to second period I nailed multiple math questions during the lesson leading to a high-five from the teacher. Due to the large number of students in our school for every assembly the tens and elevens go, do their assembly, and then the nines and twelves go. My second period math class is a nine ten split, when my teacher took down the nines I did a hand stand in the middle of class. For lunch I went to my pastor's house for a bible study and pizza (It wasn't delivery, It was Delisio). For third period (Spanish) my teacher got of topic so once again I did not have to hand in unfinished work. Finally for fourth (History) my teacher gave us an extension on my unfinished essay and we watched movies all class. Also my teacher talked mostly in english due to a need for speed and accuracy. Finally, while debarking from my school bus I gave a short speech wishing everyone a fond farewell and went inside. Plus i'm going to youth group tonight, WHAT WHAT!!

Thursday, 9 May 2013

You know what bugs me? When someone is all concerned about the noise coming from something you're listening to and they make you turn it off because they think it's too loud. Next thing you know of course they've got some annoyingly loud thing playing but, it's not even music or anything catchy. It's just some random game on the Internet and they won't turn down the sound, and of course it makes random little bleeping and clicking noises all the time. It's such a bother that you would swear it was created for the sole purpose of trying to drive you insane. Seeing as at this point they have made you turn the music off you politely ask them if they could turn it down. Except of course now that it's them making the noise it can't be that bad so they refuse to turn it down. Honestly people if I have to turn it down so do you. You can't exempt yourself from your own rules.

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Earlier today in second period (math) my teacher refused to turn on a fan. This led to some protesting by several of my fellow classmates, complaints such as "I'm boiling", and "It's too hot". Unable to resist I chimed in "It's getting hot in here, so take of your clothes". What happened next was a thing of beauty, a perfect moment of silent communication. Straight faced my teacher walked over and opened the door and looked at me completely stony faced. Without any prompting I rose from my seat and walked out of the class to spend the next five minutes in the hall.

Sunday, 5 May 2013

Was just outside doing some archery when one of my arrows appeared to glance of the other arrow. Oh no, I thought, another damaged nock. Upon closer inspection I found out that I had pulled almost a full blown Robin Hood. While my arrows were an inch or two left of center one of them had broken the other's nock and was sticking straight out the back.

When I was done I pulled out the one that was still usable and called it a day.

Saturday, 4 May 2013

How do you know it was a good day outside? When you're having a shower afterwards and start picking bits of foliage out of your hair. If you haven't been outside today then get out there, climb a tree, play football, play american football, play road hockey, just get out there and have some fun. You won't be disappointed. I can guarantee it, so get together with your siblings or friends and carpe diem outside.

Thursday, 2 May 2013

Skillet's Sick of it and American noise from their upcoming album rise. Awesome music really mixes there old sound with a nice hint of something new. Recommend you listen to the new songs if you've heard them before, if you've never heard of them you should check them out they're sweet.

Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Arguing with siblings:
Rule one of arguing with siblings*, no matter what the situation, no matter how vicious the fight, go for the yo' momma insult. You see the thing is they can't respond with one because whenever they say one they are mocking their own mother. Now you might be thinking "But so are you", and this may be true but the person who wins the fight is the one who is willing to let go of their pride. If one is fighting a parent say either my momma or my father depending on who you are fighting with. Finally, next time someone says a your momma joke who is a stranger don't be afraid to yell MY MOTHER IS DEAD. Then run away pretending to cry. It will leave them speechless.
Bonus: Both you and the stranger will have a great story.